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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

So they tried

Brain Uses Separate Synapses to Balance Learning and Stability - Neuroscience News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

What could a Google ‘Pixel Flip’ do better than the Motorola Razr? - 9to5Google

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Column | How many years do I have left? An app gave me some helpful insights. - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Billionaire Telegram founder leaves his $14 billion fortune to the 100+ children he’s fathered—which means $132 million for each lucky Gen Alpha kid - Fortune

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Disney to pay almost $439 million to take full control of streaming service Hulu - AP News

No way

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?